Barack Hussein Obama: The Resume

Barack Hussein Obama

Place of birth: Unknown

Military: None

College: Graduated from Columbia and Harvard Law School. College transcripts under the name of Barry Sorento and applied for financial assistance as a foreign student.

Past work experience:

Community Organizer.

Ran for US Congress and Lost.

Gave a good speech at the DNC National Convention.

Finally won a seat in the Senate by default. After serving for a little more than 150 days announced he was running for President.

Accomplishments of US Senator:

None

Accomplishments as President

Quadrupled the National Deficit.

Shattered the record for the largest National Deficit.

Spent more money than all Presidents from Washington to Bush combined in less than 6 months.

Since he has took office over 3 million people have lost their jobs.

Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.

Appointed more Czars than Russia had in it’s history.

Announced closure of Club Gitmo with no plan as to where the detainees will go.

Takes over Banks, car companies, and wants to take over Health Care.

Advances Global Warming as a way a produce revenue for the Government.

I could go on and on…..all this was right off the top of my head. Just imagine what I could have came up with if I had George Soro’s money behind me?

Here is what one of your own Kansas folks has to say. (Old but good)

Dear Barack Obama:

I grew to like you over the last year.

I’ve always thought of you as dangerously naive at best. Eloquent, gifted, genuine, yes. But dangerously naive at best.

I couldn’t vote for you — but not because of your funny name or your lunatic pastor. I couldn’t vote for you because you say we should raise taxes (even on the rich, who I’m convinced already pay too much), and because you say we should abandon Iraq (which I’m convinced would be surrendering a war we must win), and because you don’t respect the Second Amendment (which I’m convinced should disqualify any politician from any office).

Still, I’ve liked your message of unity and your ability to inspire. And, since your rise I’ve hunted, quite frantically, for young conservative leaders with your talent. (To my relief, I found Bobby Jindal.)

And I’ve long said if you beat Hillary Clinton, you will have done your country a tremendous service. But anymore I’m having a harder and harder time rooting for you.

First came your wife’s comment about being proud of America for the first time — conveniently, right after you started winning primaries. Then came your own words about your grandmother, who is just a “typical white person” — a racist, or at least someone with racist tendencies.
(I’m a “typical white person,” I suppose, and I’m no racist. In fact, little makes me angrier than when it’s insinuated I am.)

Sometimes people say things they don’t really mean. But this is a pattern.

Last week, we heard your comments about small-town America. Someone at a San Francisco fundraiser asked you why it’s so hard for Democrats to win in rural areas. You said:

“You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them … So it’s not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them …”

Is that a minority? HEY CLETUS, GET THE GUN! (If only we had a job to go to, sometime in the last 25 years …)

Here’s a thought: Maybe gun rights voters know gun control laws kill people and steal freedom.

Here’s a thought: Maybe some of us have moral objections to an immigration system that forces rule-followers to wait decades for legal status, and rewards border-violators with amnesty.

Here’s a thought: Maybe some Americans cling to their church because their pastor is a nice person, because they find love there, because there they have something they can believe in.

Here’s a thought: Maybe, just maybe, us simpletons in small towns find it harder to be bigoted than all o’ y’all cityfolk. Maybe, in small towns, where everybody knows your name — and how hard you work, if you pay your taxes, how well you treat your neighbors, how often you volunteer in the community, and whether or not you’re a good parent — people see the content of your character, so they don’t give a hoot about the color of your skin.
(But I grew up in a small town where about a third of the population is of a different race than me. What do I know?)

And here’s my favorite thought of all: Maybe small-town folks are — really — capable of thinking. All on our own.

You’re wrong about why small-town Americans don’t vote for Democrats.

We don’t vote for Democrats because we’re self-reliant so we don’t like the government trying to “solve” everything for us. And because you tell your rich friends in San Francisco that we’re dumb. And because, each election, whichever one of you is running for president traipses all over the country telling us you have all the answers, that you’re the one on our side, that you understand and respect our way of life.

But each time, a little bit here and there slips out — and by the end of the campaign, we can tell what you think about us. And we manage to learn who you really are.

And we see you’re just a horse’s ass.

Will Manly is a reporter for The Hays Daily News and The Stir.
will@thestironline.com

The Global Hawk

THE GLOBAL HAWK

This is a photo of the Global Hawk UAV that returned from the war zone recently under its own power. (Iraq to Edwards AFB in CA) – Not transported via C5 or C17…..

Notice the mission paintings on the fuselage. It totals over 250 missions.

That’s a lot for a remotely-piloted aircraft.

Think of the technology (and required data link to fly it remotely).

Also, the pilot flew The Global Hawk from a nice warm control panel at Edwards AFB.

The Global Hawk can stay airborne for almost two days at altitudes above 60,000 ft.
It’s controlled via satellite; it flew missions during OT&E that went from Edwards AFB to upper Alaska and back —non-stop.

Basically, The Global Hawk comes into a fight at a high speed,fires its AMRAAMS, and no one ever sees the aircraft or even paints it with radar.

There is practically no radio chatter because all the guys involved in the flight are tied together electronically, and can see who is targeting what, and they have AWACS direct input and 360 situational awareness from that and other sensors.

The aggressors had a morale problem before it was all over.
It is to air superiority, what the jet engine
was to piston slapper aviation.

The Global Hawk can taxi, take off, fly a mission, return, land and taxi all on its own. No blackouts, no fatigue, no relief tubes, no ejection seats , and best of all,
no dead pilots…no POWs?

I’d say that’s pretty cool!

Happy 4th Everyone.

RE: Josh Lockett…

So… Josh thought it would be cool to write this on RipOffReport.com:

Submitted: 4/7/2009 5:33:04 PM
Modified: 4/7/2009 5:33:00 PM

Fisrt off let me say that there are stupid people and people who just wont ever make it to the bus stop to even get on the short bus!!!

To start, A one Mr. Mike Mathia who runs a so called photography business out of his house and claims to be this bad ass of storm chasing and a so called computer repair
ninja is not what he seems to be. First hand i have heard this person use another ham’s call sign who lives in Girard Ks and knew when he was using it that he could be fined and even go to jail for doing this. Some of the ham ops that are close to this man are still looking for him to mess up so they can get the FCC to fix the problem. Along with this Mr. Mathia also claims to be a storm chaser with the NOAA, NWS, SKYWARN, KAKE-10, and KNSS offices. I can confirm one out of the 5 that is true and thats KNSS Radio as for all the others, they do not have any people working with them by that name and I also called KAKE 10 like another person did as well.
One thing that he is bad about is bashing people that he wishes he could hang with and be like. The whole storm chaser persona is just a feeble attempt to get some attention and some proof of this is his live weather broadcast on severe studios and his spotter network blip that can show you have fast a person drives and how wreckless they can be as well. I whitnessed on the severe studios thing a little while ago that showed him on a chase and what looked like a light bar on his vehicle that was running because cars where pulling over infront of him to get out of the way and you could see the reflection as he drove by them.

MIKE IF YOU WANT TO BE A COP SO BADLY OR A EMERGENCY PERSON OF SOME KIND, WHY DON’T YOU GO APPLY OH WAIT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL HISTORY!!!!!!

Another part of this is the fact that every sticker and magnet and or shirt he has you can buy as well on the internet for little to nothing!!!!!

As far as the Photography business of his, it’s all a just a scam and the girls he gets pics of is just his way to see nude girls. Ladies don’t fall for this BS that he may ask you to do, it’s not worth it. Mr. Mathia also has it posted on myspace that he is a photographer at The Boeing Corp. in wichita ks. I can comfirm by a very good friend that he has never taken any pictures or was ever hired for the Boeing Corp. The Man can barely hold down a job!!!!

In Closing I would like to add for your eyes Mr. Mathia that if you are such a bad ass storm chaser, where is your meteorlogical degree and skywarn papers? Where is your license to do business for computers and photography and your pics of that actor that you claim to have taken, where are they and why are you not in any pictures with or around her??? LET THE TRUTH OUT!!!!! YOU’RE A FAKE, A LIAR, A CHEATER, AND A CONMAN!!!! JUST ADMIT TO IT PLEASE SO WE CAN JUST SHUT YOUR BUSINESS AND YOUR LIES DOWN

P.S. LOL ALOT OF US KNOW WHERE YOUR TRUCK SITS SO DONT MAKE US HAVE TO GET THE FCC AND POLICE INVOLVED!!!!

SINCERELY,
ONE MAD PERSON

Spooky 32
Ponca City, Oklahoma
U.S.A.

I pasted it here in case he decided to change it. Here’s the link to it: http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/441/RipOff0441663.htm

LOL – really dude? Did spreading these lies make you feel better?

First of all dude, I don’t need a photography business to see nude women, dumbass. I have a girlfriend, and, have had a lot of them in the past. That’s the jealous talking. See my jealousy post.

Anyone out there thing I am fake? I am the most real person anyone has met. If you don’t, comment here about it, or email me at mike.mathia@gmail.com and I’ll post it if you would like.

A liar eh? LOL – that one’s really funny, considering the source.

A cheater? Did I cheat on you or something Josh? LOL – dude, if you knew me at all, you’d know that I’ve been cheated ON all of my life, and never have cheated in return. But you don’t know me at all.

I can get personal too, dick.

And in answer to a question you asked me a long time ago, no, I won’t hook your dumbass up with any of them.

And a conman? What is this, a 007 movie? Am I gonna screw someone out of a storm chase? LOL

And I dunno what the hell you’re talking about with a celebrity photo shoot or whatever, but you’re obviously a little off base with this post anyways.

I’ve been a Kakeland Storm spotter for a few years now. I’ve been working for KNSS for a number of years now. I have my certification from the National Storm Research & Training Institute. Want to see it? Want me to scan it for you? Well tough shit. I have it, I can see it from here, and I don’t have to prove anything to you. Anyone else want to see it? Want to call and verify it? Want to spend countless hours trying to dig up dirt on me like Josh does? Just email me, it’s a lot easier. I’ll even produce you names and numbers where you can verify stuff at. No problem. My life is an open book. I have nothing to prove to anyone, and I have zero reason to lie about anything. *shrug* – it’s as simple as that.

If you have this video you claim you have, then post it. Asshole. Otherwise, STFU about me running lights hot in my truck when I wasn’t. Innocent until proven guilty in this world, dummy. Speaking of which, I heard you got busted for that actually. But that was from an unreliable source, so I’d better check into that story first. You know, that thing you don’t do. It’s called follow through, dumbass.

I know you don’t have that video, because it never happened. LOL
I’m actually responsible and smart about how I drive in these scenarios. I’m not the one that’s a fired rent a cop, pretending to be a cop, in a cop copy Crown Vic, with cop lights on it.

If I wanted to be a cop, I would have joined up. I applied, and got a better job that paid better elsewhere. And I could reapply anytime. But in order to do that, you have to go in front of a board of reviews. And I have shitty teeth. And the board of reviews would reject me based on looks, just like most of society does.

If you consider a criminal history a few speeding tickets and a suspended license back in 1997, then guilty as charged. Robbing a bank is a criminal history, shithead, and so is theft, you know, like when you stole stuff from me, thief. None of which is on my record. Don’t believe me, do something Josh Lockett didn’t do, run me in NCIC or Spyder.

If you find something more than I mentioned here, I’ll scan it and post it on here for everyone to see. See, the open book thing. But see, I’m not worried about that, because I don’t have a criminal record. This moron is just out to make me look bad, and it’s not going to work.

He must have a lot of free time though.

Yes, I did work at Boeing. Want references? Start with PDS HR or Boeing HR in the Creative Services contract department. Or better yet, just call me, and I’ll give you direct lines. Dipshit. Some of the people I worked with there, are on my Facebook. Do your research first, dumbass. Oh, and in order for your Facebook to say “The Boeing Company” under your name, you have to verify yourself with a Boeing.com email address first. God, you’re such a tard.

For the record, I never claimed to be a meteorologist. Nor do I want to be one. I just chase storms, I’m good at it, and I want to help give advance warning and help save lives.

That’s it. That’s all it is for me. But there are people out there like Josh, that have nothing better to do than to badmouth me. Or brag about their equipment. I swear to God it’s just like a “who has the biggest penis” contest. Well, I don’t play well with that crowd.

I’m here merely defending myself, and wishing there was a stop to all of this drama. But he won’t quit. See previous post for details on that.

And making threats on the Internet? Really dude? Ever heard of slander? You know where my truck is? That’s funny, because I don’t. Call the police, and call the FCC. I fucking dare you. Tard. No, I don’t have my Ham license, and no, I don’t even own a Ham radio. Once I get my license, I will.

My businesses, are my businesses. If you have a problem with them, then file the lawsuits. And expect a countersuit when you are wrong. I would rather enjoy that.

Please, just find something better to do, I really am bored with all of this drama. I’m sick of defending myself to someone that makes accusations before doing the homework first.

For people on his side of all of this, do the homework, realize he’s wrong already. Or, prove me wrong. I welcome all of these comments. And will gladly post them all here.

And I’ll be posting this onto the Ripoffreport.com website once they are “back” from July 4th vacation.

Jealousy. Really.

So. I’ve been thinking about this for a long while, and it still boggles the mind.

I guess the more popular you become, the more people that become jealous of you.

There are girls out there, that are jealous that I have a girlfriend. There are others out there that are jealous that I have a lot of neat toys. There are some out there that are jealous OF my girlfriend, wishing that they had her.

But the storm chasing community? Really? I just can’t imagine that it’s true.

But apparently, it is.

There are a handful of chasers out there, some of who were good friends of mine at one point, that are jealous of my storm chasing. As I type this, I still cannot believe it. There are rumors and accusations going around about me “chasing with my emergency lights on”, or the latest, “that I have my truck back”, those are just a few of the many.

I mean really? Do people care so much that they need to start rumors? So what if I had my truck back? Does that really matter? Well apparently to some this really does matter. I wonder, if I take a shit, before I flush, will they know what color it is? Don’t people have better things to do with their lives? Well. Apparently not.

Turns out that some of these people “don’t like my style of storm chasing”. *laughs* Why? Because I’m ALWAYS on the storm? Because I am the first responder in the south central Kansas area 9 times out of 10? Because I am on the air with radio and TV stations on a normal basis?

I know this sounds ridiculous to some, but all of this is happening. And then I realized why, it’s because they are jealous.

I don’t understand why though. I’m just a normal everyday guy, that does a little more than average when it comes to jobs, owning my own modeling photography business, co-owning a computer repair business, working at a number of radio stations, working for a TV station, and working at a grocery store. Yeah, I stay busy. But it still doesn’t make me any different than any of you. I am in a lot of media, so I get a lot of attention. That makes me a little different, but not really. Because when it comes down to it, I’m just another guy, that’s trying to get the bills paid, that looks out for the safety of the general public. Isn’t that what every storm chaser is supposed to be all about? Truth be told, it’s not always. But it should be.

I find the rumors amusing. But seriously, find something better to do. If you wanna shit talk behind my back, that’s find I suppose, but really, if you have a problem with me, grow a pair and say it to my face, and then maybe it can be addressed. But there’s only a select few people that will do this, and they are good friends of mine, rather than enemies. Storm chasing isn’t a competition, it’s a collaborative. The sooner people start to understand that, then sooner we will all start to get along. But some people are too immature to get that. And I think those people will never understand that.

Regardless of the rumors, the accusations without proof, regardless of everything, I will continue to do my own thing. I’ll continue to be excellent at it, and I’ll strive every day to get better at it. I don’t need to feel special, join a group, or be in parades, to feel better about myself, like some people do. I can feel good knowing that I was able to give the advanced warning needed to save people’s lives.

A lot of my close friends want me to get revenge on the people that start the shit talking, and steal from me, but I’m not like that. I know that Karma will work itself out, and that the people that have it coming to them, will get it eventually. And when it happens, as much as I would love to be there to watch it happen, I won’t have time.

I have better things to do, like stab myself in the eye with a spoon.

Get a life people. And stay out of mine.

Sincerely,

The One You Hate for No Reason

A Cowboy In Montana

A Montana cowboy was watching his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ralph Lauren sunglasses, Patek Philippe watch and Yves Saint Laurent tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

The cowboy looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answered, “Sure, why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NAS satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says the cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

You’re a Congressman for the U. S. Government”, says the cowboy.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required,” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows. This is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.

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“The Community Organizer”

Once upon a time there was a Senator with very little experience who dedicated most of his time as a community organizer using his office, his Senate voting privilege and power to advance minority agendas (voting for over 100 tax increases – because every tax increase has a minority program attached to it). Then one day that community organizer became President of the United States, voted in by those same recipients of social programs, college students looking for a free education (which proves to me that you don’t have to be smart to go to college or vote) and everyone else that thought the government was going to be the answer for everything that they ever wanted but didn’t want to pay for. Now that President has spent ALL of our CURRENT TAX DOLLARS and FUTURE TAX DOLLARS for GENERATIONS TO COME, still has the check book and a printing press that cannot shut down trying to keep up with the spending. This President with the rest of his Chicago affiliates and their agenda are out of control turning America upside down. Simply put OBAMA needs to be IMPEACHED to save what’s left of America before it’s to late. VERY IRONIC that on April 1st AMERICA’S FOOL is at the G-20 trying to tell the rest of the world what to do.

The best wedding photographer in the USA…

Have a look at her work, just a tidbit, here:

Valerie Schooling via Richard Bell Photography

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